I am SO not worthy.
I've had 20 different bikes and have rented or borrowed a couple of others under some specific circumstances. No "new" bikes though...only used. And generally speaking, I've kept all of the bikes I've purchased until I crashed them into oblivion. I did sell an '85 BMW R80G/S (a big mistake), an '81 Suzuki GS550T (a mistake...it was my first bike, but I may actually be getting it back from the guy to whom I sold it), an '85 BMW R80RT (a big mistake), and a '97 Suzuki GS500e (sold to a good friend who needed a ride). Finally coming to the realization that it was ok to have more than 1 or 2 bikes, I would be hard pressed to part with any of the running bikes now in my garage.